Neil.Life

Annoying SOB - Lee Yi Jun

2008-04-24T00:19:00.000-07:00

Talking bout annoying .
Today,this bloody idiot friend of mine,
Lee Yi Jun , or which i'll call him a monkey here cause of his attitude/doings .
So,me and the monkey were minding our own business today ,
when suddenly,a rolled up newspaper-ball was thrown at me .
I was like,wtf,who the hell threw that at me .
AND .
Guess what .
I saw the bloody monkey's smiling face ,
looking at me ever so happily .
And,I never bother to take my revenge at him at that moment,
cause I was busy .
After finishing up my stuff, I threw the newspaper-ball back at him .
Right at the head .
The monkey turned back,and stared at me,with that stupid " angry " look at me .
And the next thing I knew,he threw it back at me .
With power in it .
I was like," what the fuck . you started it . "
And I threw it at him again,this time with full power .
It hit him . Square at the head .
And he was silenced,cause the class was looking at us .
Kay,so I tought that might have ended what stupid plans he had next installed for me .
BUT .
Now,that's a HUGE but .
He wanted to play the game by screwing up my eraser .
Here's the pic of it .

Notice the holes on the unfortunate eraser .
I,for one,always believe in evidence,as one of my many mottos are :
" No Evidence,No Talk "
So,being the ever patient teen,I never brought the topic up at all .
Then . The monkey turns around,
looks at my eraser,and says :" Whoa,so yeng ar,whos one "
My friend beside me answers him :" AUG's . "
"LOL . "
I was staring at him after he laughed .
And waddaya know,he fucking said :" Meh,mm song ar?" << cantonese .
Translation :" What,not happy ar? "
And I answered calmly :" ...Indeed. "
Guess what he say . " Mm song lei dan chao la " << cantonese yet again .
Translation :" Not happy come 1v1 la. "
That was when I snapped .
I raised my voice up a notch,not giving a damn bout the teacher and said
:"Sure . Come find me at the canteen after school if you have the fucking guts. "
He shutted up .
After school,I went to the usual spot . Which he knows where .
I waited . Patiently . Until 1.30 . Guess what,he never showed up .
Fucking untamed chicken monkey .

It's not like I get fired up easily .
It's cause .
He's freakin annoying .

There's this time,teacher havent enter the classroom .
I put my hands on the table and slept for a while .
Guess what . The monkey took my .. that thing to draw circles .
Yeah . He took it without my permission .
And started jabbing the surface of my table with it . Screwing it up and making
sounds in the process . I woke up . I stared at him . He gave me a heart warming smile .
I was like," Put it back,now . " And he just kept jabbing . I kept cool . I continued sleeping .
He stopped,in a few minutes . And the next thing I knew,
the table was being kicked . Again,I woke up,looked around,well,not exactly around,
cause I saw the root of it . The monkey,again . Kicking the table right next to me,
which shook my table at the same time . I kept calm,I told him to stop,he just ignored me and
continued kicking . Screw him . I stopped the futile efforts to sleep , and went talking
to my friend . I look back,the monkey was still kicking . Wtf .
I swear . There are way too many twits in this world . Annoying twits .

Cheers,
Neil

[ Youtube ] Ways to save phone credit

2008-04-17T01:16:00.000-07:00

LOL .
Ways to save phone credit

Recent Happenings In My Life

2008-04-16T08:02:00.000-07:00

Well,to start things off,
There have been quite alot of stuff that happened in my life,
for instance,I found out that I'm really,really into 张韶涵 's songs recently, from
the sentimental type of 不想懂得 that appeared in 公主小妹 to the songs of her album
Ang5.0 , namely 能不能勇敢说爱 , and also,among the latest fav songs of mine
includes 4 Minutes by Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake,it rocks xD
So,instead of music,let's talk about school life .
I noticed that recently in my school,almost everyone that has long hair is getting
caught by the prefects due to strict rules that were recently announced by our school princapal ,
Mr.Phang Yuk Ming . God,who am I trying to kid, WE BLOODY HATE HIM .
He's like,out of nowhere wanna catch our hair sia , he even bought 10 new scissors
for the discipline masters' to use,and he also carries a digital camera with him 24/7 to
take photos of the students that broke the new hairstyle rule .. that's like so wtf sia ..

And rumors of our school principal retiring has also been popping up recently,
and it is said that the current principal of SMJK Yuk Choy is going to take is place
as headmaster of my school,SMJK Sam Tet . Rumor is,that he is even worse then
our current headmaster,Mr.Phang....

Oh well,guess I just gotta learn to have my hair short then ..
So,this Monday , 14th of April , 2 days ago.. my maths teacher - Mr.Kong,the teacher
that nobody fears went all, " ... " that day,seems like he received a warning letter
due to his leniency in class, and he's like a changed man that day,with this aura surrounding
him .. So,okay,I guess that concludes the recent happenings in Neil's Life,hope you all enjoyed
it although it was a bit too short,as compensation,I'll throw in some youtube links for your
viewing pleasure,and also imeem links to 张韶涵's songs too =)

too bad she's sick right now and being treated at some hospital ..
张韶涵加油!! xD

Cheers,
Neil

The toot . Finished project nxt day sick waddacheeken .

2008-04-06T06:09:00.000-07:00

-.- talk about suay..
finished project then sick d wadda toot .
Earlier yoday went visiting the local Kinda doctor,Doctor Ban
and I tought that maybe I kena Aedes or smth
but turns out,I was just,plain heaty lol .
anyway gotta go rest for the 10+'th hour for today..
so yeah,signing off .

Cheers,
Neil

PMR CANCELED WOOHOO

2008-04-02T04:08:00.000-07:00

This is,of course,fake -.-
It's just what I want,for PMR to vanish mahahahahahah

hIGHLIGHT EVERYTHING TO VIEW THE SECRET MSG..

Geography Project

2008-04-01T03:23:00.000-07:00

As we all know,Geography is an easy subject compared to KH etc .
And the government,being the loving bunch of cheekens decided to
" lighten " us by giving us Geography projects!
So,you might think ..
" Ahahahaha,I rule Geography,I'll own this project no sweat ."

or

" Cheh,I'll just get my friends to do it for me,no prob.."
but the thing about this project is,
ITS BLOODY SCREWED UP
*ehem*

Ok,so let me tell you about it in a more "mentally stable" state...
I'll copy and paste the "Panduan" here for your viewing pleasure..

PANDUAN UMUM

Kerja Kursus Geografi Tingkatan 3 – PMR 2008

Calon-calon diminta memilih salah satu daripada tugasan berikut :

Tugasan Kajian 1 :

Calon dikehendaki menjalankan satu kajian tentang sistem jaringan pengangkutan di kawasan kajian dan membandingkannya dengan negara lain.

Tajuk Kajian:

Perbandingan Sistem Jaringan Pengangkutan Di Kawasan (Taipkan Nama Kawasan Kajian Anda) Dengan Sistem Jaringan Pengangkutan Di Negara (Taipkan Nama Negara Yang Dibandingkan).

Atau

Tugasan Kajian 2 :

Calon dikehendaki menjalankan satu kajian tentang kegiatan ekonomi terhadap pembangunan di kawasan kajian dan membandingkannya dengan negara lain.

Tajuk Kajian:

Perbandingan Kegiatan Ekonomi Di Kawasan (Taipkan Nama Kawasan Kajian Anda) Dengan Kegiatan Ekonomi Di Negara (Taipkan Nama Negara Yang Dibandingkan).

SO,how was it? Feel anything yet? Yes? No?
Well..regardless of how you feel about it,I say, IT BLOODY SUCKS .
Even those so-called " brainiacs" have problems doing it .
My GE Teacher,for one,says that you could copy the stuff he gave at
http://www.mediamax.com/samtet/Hosted
So you might think that," Hey,he isn't half bad wad,since he prepared some stuff for you lazy peps " but the there's a catch..
IF YOU COPIED THAT ..

then your project is officially screwed .
cause he says that if you copied it,you'll get marks okay,you'll get marks..
but the marks are just freakin PASSING marks . Or in this case,
15 marks over 40 . FIFTEEN for crying out loud..
So lemme ask you..
HOW THE CHEEKEN ARE YOU GONNA GET 8As IN PMR IF YOU GET ONLY A PASSING MARK IN YOUR PROJECT?
The answer : No way,you're screwed cause you are down by 25marks .
The solution : Doing the project properly .
The verdict? : The government is ............ ( yeah,you get to fill that up yourself )

So,I personally don't wanna get some crap marks for my project,
as a matter of fact,I'm gonna return to that god-forsaken land of Microsoft Word again right now!

Cheers,
Neil

Revival of my blog LOL

2008-04-01T03:20:00.000-07:00

SO,I've decided to revive my blog..
as life online is really,really,really...
REALLY boring . So I tought, hey,why not I restart blogging?
And BOOM,here I am,with bloodshot eyes and messed up brain cause of my undone project
at my blog . Again .

Dec 8,2007 My Birthday

2007-12-09T06:58:00.000-08:00

Dec 8 of 2007 is my 15th birthday.
I woke up at around 9,by my father,telling me its already 9,and
told me that my mother,currently in KL just like the year before,called to wish me happy birthday.Thrilled,i jumped out of bed,and my day starts with an angpau in hand from dad.

I did not dare to expect anything from my family,as they were all
busy with their stuffs.I did my usual stuff,ate my food,and went turning on my dad's com.
The "Public" user was on,so i clicked it,and voila,i'm in.As my parents banned me from touching
coms,i tried to off it after logging in not too long later.Then,my aunt,she saw me with
the com on,and straight away,she comes to me,asking how did I get the password to the
computer and such.I didn't even have the chance to react,and she informed dad
via calling him.I was like,what the hell?And she was overeacting,like,who gave me the password? I'm not supposed to play and bla bla bla,obviously,I didn't say anything
course it's my birthday and I don't want anybody getting upset.
About 1.15pm,dad was back to fetch me and my bro to music lessons.
Immediately,I saw dad's look..He was obviously angry.
Prepared for the worst,I went into the car,and sitted quietly,waiting for his
temper to erupt,and god knows,he wwent overboard and scolded me severely.
Conclusion : my dad and my aunt are obviously siblings as they share the same
"jumping-to-conclusions"personality.There again,It was my birthday,so I had to
sit through it with only the fewest of words to defend myself.

Dad was calmer after we were back from music lesson.As he was with his friend,
chatting about his work i pressume.As dad had some stuff to take care,he drop me
and my brother back home,and he left again.Me and my brother got nothing to do at that
3o'clock,so we watched tv till it was time for Taekwon-do class.As nobody was free at home,
our Taekwon-do session was not attended.At around 7o'clock,another aunt of mine wanted to treat us at one of the famous restaurents in Ipoh.Roasted suckling pig,fish,veggy,shark's fin soup were ordered.After the feast,we headed back home and proceeded to doing our own stuff.
I went to bed at around 11,thus ending my boring 15th birthday.