Today,this bloody idiot friend of mine,
Lee Yi Jun , or which i'll call him a monkey here cause of his attitude/doings .
So,me and the monkey were minding our own business today ,
when suddenly,a rolled up newspaper-ball was thrown at me .
I was like,wtf,who the hell threw that at me .
AND .
Guess what .
I saw the bloody monkey's smiling face ,
looking at me ever so happily .
And,I never bother to take my revenge at him at that moment,
cause I was busy .
After finishing up my stuff, I threw the newspaper-ball back at him .
Right at the head .
The monkey turned back,and stared at me,with that stupid " angry " look at me .
And the next thing I knew,he threw it back at me .
With power in it .
I was like," what the fuck . you started it . "
And I threw it at him again,this time with full power .
It hit him . Square at the head .
And he was silenced,cause the class was looking at us .
Kay,so I tought that might have ended what stupid plans he had next installed for me .
BUT .
Now,that's a HUGE but .
He wanted to play the game by screwing up my eraser .
Here's the pic of it .
Notice the holes on the unfortunate eraser .
I,for one,always believe in evidence,as one of my many mottos are :
" No Evidence,No Talk "
So,being the ever patient teen,I never brought the topic up at all .
Then . The monkey turns around,
looks at my eraser,and says :" Whoa,so yeng ar,whos one "
My friend beside me answers him :" AUG's . "
"LOL . "
I was staring at him after he laughed .
And waddaya know,he fucking said :" Meh,mm song ar?" << cantonese .
Translation :" What,not happy ar? "
And I answered calmly :" ...Indeed. "
Guess what he say . " Mm song lei dan chao la " << cantonese yet again .
Translation :" Not happy come 1v1 la. "
That was when I snapped .
I raised my voice up a notch,not giving a damn bout the teacher and said
:"Sure . Come find me at the canteen after school if you have the fucking guts. "
He shutted up .
After school,I went to the usual spot . Which he knows where .
I waited . Patiently . Until 1.30 . Guess what,he never showed up .
Fucking untamed chicken monkey .
It's not like I get fired up easily .
It's cause .
He's freakin annoying .
There's this time,teacher havent enter the classroom .
I put my hands on the table and slept for a while .
Guess what . The monkey took my .. that thing to draw circles .
Yeah . He took it without my permission .
And started jabbing the surface of my table with it . Screwing it up and making
sounds in the process . I woke up . I stared at him . He gave me a heart warming smile .
I was like," Put it back,now . " And he just kept jabbing . I kept cool . I continued sleeping .
He stopped,in a few minutes . And the next thing I knew,
the table was being kicked . Again,I woke up,looked around,well,not exactly around,
cause I saw the root of it . The monkey,again . Kicking the table right next to me,
which shook my table at the same time . I kept calm,I told him to stop,he just ignored me and
continued kicking . Screw him . I stopped the futile efforts to sleep , and went talking
to my friend . I look back,the monkey was still kicking . Wtf .
I swear . There are way too many twits in this world . Annoying twits .
Cheers,
Neil
